You Chinese if you suck at driving!
People aren't born with driving skills - they must be taught. You must drive defensively and respect others on the road.
What is the key to safe driving?
Person: Defensive driving.
Chinese Person: Skills.
If you Chinese, you don't give a rat's ass about what other people on the road are doing - it doesn't concern you! All you gotta do to get to your destination is to do it like they do in Asia. You got to be aggressive. That truck wants to change lanes? No way! Cut him off!!! That pedestrian wants to cross? Over your dead body!!! There are two car-lengths between you and the car in front? Cut down the distance! Must drive as close to other traffic as possible. No parking spots? Park anywhere! Seatbelts are only so that you don't get a ticket from the cops. It's all about your personal race-car driving skills.
And when you Chinese and you old, you must drive at 20 km/h, no matter the posted speed limit or the actual flow of traffic.
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