You Chinese If You Steal Napkins

You Chinese if you steal napkins!

As a customer at any fast-food restaurant, you're entitled to up to a maximum of three napkins per person, per meal. Unless, of course, you spill your drink and must use napkins to clean it up.

Although the theoretical maximum is three napkins, most people only take two; one to use, and one just in case.

Napkin dispensers are made so that you can grab the little fold of the first napkin and handily pull one out. If you want another one, you must pull that out after the first one.

But, if you Chinese, you just ram your finger up in the napkin dispenser's business, shove it as far back as you can and proceed to rob the dispenser of all the napkins you can get. Then, you use one at the restaurant and take the rest home for later use.