You Chinese If You Know Many People With Same Family Name

You Chinese if you know many people with same family name.

If you know at least ten people that aren't related to you and have the same family name - you're Chinese. BUT... the condition is that Chinese is not the majority race in your particular country.

If Chinese is the majority race in your country, you have to know at least ten thousand other people who aren't related to you, that have the same family name. And if you're truly Chinese, that won't be hard.

Well... you might have a unique family name, but that just means your ancestors were not good in bed (didn't eat enough tiger penis, rhino horn, etc.).