You Chinese If You Think Learn English is Better Than Learn Chinese

You Chinese if you think learn English is better than learn Chinese.

If you live in Asia and you went to an "all English" or "all American" kindergarten - where you speak broken English all day long with some white dude (a.k.a. "foreigner teacher"); you Chinese. Also, you're even more Chinese if you paid some nerdy, constantly drunk, smelly, English-speaking twat, quadruple your own hourly pay to have the chance to "practice" your English with him (or her, but usually a "him").

In Taiwan, a law was passed (but not heeded) that children under five years old cannot learn English for more than an hour a day (or something like that). Why? BECAUSE there were many cases of Taiwanese children popping up in elementary school and not knowing Chinese, but having a great command of broken English.

If you live in a Western country, and your family purposely chose to live in a community with very little other Chinese... you Chinese, yes, but some kinda weird Chinese. Normally, in the West, Chinese choose to only associate with Chinese. English can kiss your ass when you Chinese and living in English Land. (But, you kiss English's ass if you not living in English Land.)