You Chinese If Safety is Nothing

You Chinese if safety is nothing.

Yes, you're Chinese if you look at safety in the eye and spit on it. Being hit by a 2-ton car doesn't scare you, you'll cross the road whether it's red or green (as featured in this picture). You'll touch raw meat, not wash your hands and then eat cooked meat! You're Chinese!

So the next time you're driving down the street and see a pedestrian standing not on the sidewalk, but somewhat on the street, just know that they're Chinese. If it's YOU - you Chinese, my friend.