You Chinese if you value long life.
Sure, you don't wear your seat belt when in the car, don't look when crossing the street, or take any other safety precautions, but you are obsessed with "long life."
Any words that sound like "long life," you say daily (and put on posters around your home). Any food whose name sounds like "long life," you eat daily. Any cigarettes whose brand is "long life," you smoke daily.
You don't wash your hands after touching raw meat or take other safety precautions, because the methods mentioned in the paragraph above certainly take care of the Chinese need for a "long life."
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