You Chinese If You Follow the Crowd

You Chinese if you follow the crowd.

Yes, it's true; Chinese people are not individuals - they are a herd of animals whom are together. Don't you know that the smallest unit of existence in Chinese culture is the family? In Western cultures, the smallest unit is the individual, of course.

Do you ever find yourself going through the same door that the person in front of you went in? Do you find yourself drinking the same drink as others? Do you find yourself going to the same places and doing the same things as others?

You may not be Chinese just yet! To qualify as Chinese, you must do the total crowd-following. Do you line up, just because you see other Chinese lining up? Do you buy the stocks that other Chinese people buy? Do you park your car in the wrong area, even though you can read English and those other Chinese can't?

If you exhibit herd behavior and you follow the crowd: you Chinese.