You Chinese If You Drink Only Water

You Chinese if you drink only water.

When you go to a restaurant and the waiter asks you what you want to drink, do you always say, "just water."?

Yes, you Chinese. You don't want to "waste" your money on soda pop! Especially not at a buffet (where the carbonation needlessly displaces valuable stomach space).

You Chinese If You Go Anywhere, Find Chinese Restaurant

You Chinese if you go anywhere, find Chinese restaurant.

Have you ever been on a trip to a faraway land with your family? Say, India, Mozambique, Tahiti, Chile, etc... and every meal time it's a quest for the nearest Chinese restaurant? Nope, it doesn't matter that the local dishes are super-delicious; your family only eats Chinese food!

Are they supporting fellow Chinese, or what? I don't know... but sometimes, the Chinese food they find is pretty damn nasty.

You could be in the Antarctic and your family would be looking for a Chinese restaurant. They'd probably find one, too.

You Chinese If You Family Runs Restaurants

You Chinese if you family runs restaurants!

If you can count at least three restaurants in your family and extended family - you Chinese for sure. You Super Chinese if you can count more than ten restaurants. You Super Duper Chinese if all the restaurants in your family are on more than three different continents.

Me? I am Super Duper Chinese! Restaurants in Canada, Sweden, Austria, India, and Taiwan.